HOT OFF THE PRESS: THE QUILL RETURNS!

April 12, 2023 ·

TODAY marked a huge win for morally ambiguous journalists around Azeroth as the hardworking staff under Philomena Capps got back to work.

Thanks to a group of generous angel investors – and the untimely demise of a wealthy relative – Miss Capps was able to once again throw open the doors to The Leaky Quill’s offices and printing presses, much to the delight of fans around the world.

“This day has been a long time coming,” said Philomena on the first day of re-publication, addressing her reporters with a rare smile. “I would like thank our fabulous investors – dear friends of mine – and of course my now-deceased uncle who also contributed. These past two years of closure have been cruel… but far crueller on our dear readers across Azeroth who relied on our newspaper as an important part of their lives.”

“I am now focused – more than ever before – on providing the stories that matter to people that matter. Of course, The Quill is always on the hunt for ravenous journalists looking for an exciting opportunity. My suggestion box is also open for recommendations about regular columns and features – who doesn’t remember Whine-About-Your-Neighbour-Wednesdays with a smile?”

Miss Capps chose to mark the occasion by allowing all members of staff – except herself – to have a turn on the new printing presses at no additional charge. She also generously welcomed their children to come along and take on a shift to see what a real newspaper publishing house looks like!

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