MAGICAL, MALICIOUS MISCHIEF! SENIOR SENATOR TARGETED BY COWARDLY GRAFFITI

April 17, 2023 ·

VOLATILE VANDALISM plagues the streets of Dalaran as upcoming elections are ridiculed by a string of ridiculous hooliganism.

COMEDY and crime are in always in strong supply in Dalaran and today was no exception as a group of delinquents targeted promotional materials for the upcoming elections.As the fight for seats in Dalaran’s governing bodies heats up, questions have to be asked: just exactly WHAT are magical law-enforcement doing all day, allowing such vandalism to run rife through the streets!

The Quill has received legitimate witness reports from bystanders who claim to have seen the defacing of posters – attacking in particular one of the more popular figures running for the office of Culture Minister: Senator Guinevere Dubois.

Described as a polarising figure, Senator Dubois is the victim of this recent string of graffiti. Here: the original poster, before it was rudely edited.

The senior Kirin Tor senator – always active in local politics and being a familiar sight to her constituents – is the main target for this underhanded, pathetic attack. Doubts over whether these incidents are isolated run riot today, or whether the quantity of vandalised campaign posters point to Senator Dubois’s opponents having a hand in this smear campaign.

It is a most distressing sight to see Dalaran’s upcoming election be marred by such debased and cowardly tactics. The good Senator herself seems unbothered and considers it “water off a duck’s back”. Guinevere seems eager to take on her opponents and has gathered a strong following that believe in her political beliefs to keep Dalaran safe and secure.

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