READERS SAY: DRACTHYR, STAY AWAY!

April 12, 2023 ·

BRAVE, OUTSPOKEN LOCALS are under fire – quite literally – for daring to dislike our new draconic ‘allies’.

The Quill understands there is a growing level of discomfort at the Alliance’s open invitation to all manner of scaly invaders.

“Whatever happened to the good old days when we used to string dragon heads up at the gates?” mused a particularly angry man, who claimed his hairline had receded even further after the arrival of the Dracthyr to our shores.

Many see it as an insult that the failed experiments of Deathwing – most famous for tallying up Stormwind’s biggest repair bill since its sacking – are allowed to swoop around our streets.

“It’s a disgrace,” said local baker Tamara Harper, “It took us nearly a decade to rebuild the Park! Now we’re at risk once again. It’s one thing to tolerate void-riddled addicts in our cities, but this is an absolute joke.”

The Quill also understands that there are no plans to deport the Dracthyr, despite our readers’ complaints – the official we spoke to also mused that they’d simply be able to fly back over the border anyway.

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