SUBTERRANEAN TERROR: FREAK RAT ATTACKS DEEPRUN TRAM TRAVELLERS!

April 14, 2023 ·

UNLUCKY travellers seeking a quick trip from Ironforge to Stormwind are seeking medical treatment for their ankles, after a series of TERRIFYING rat attacks, the Quill reports.

Often seen as a testament to gnomish engineering and an indispensable link between the two capital cities, the Deeprun Tram was a scene of horror on Friday morning as a particularly massive rat attacked departing travellers at the Stormwind City station.

The once humble rat – a common critter in Stormwind and in particular Old Town – has clearly got a burst of confidence from somewhere, thinking it can bother Alliance citizens without us saying something about it!

“It was a bloodbath.” Our shook-up source told of the rabid rodent, sweeping the station in a frenzy of bites and scratches. “One woman fainted, another almost fell off the tram! I’m seeking damages against that weird gnome who likes rats immediately – it must be his fault!”

The Deeprun Tram, a vital link for business and commerce with both dwarven and human allies, has often been rumoured to house ILLEGAL activity within its depths – potentially being the location of a grotty, underground pub. It’s no wonder then that this sort of shady, brawling epicentre of depravity must have also influenced the local rats.

The rat evaded capture by locals from the Dwarven District attempting to help, and slinked away. Be on your guard, Quill readers!

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